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That’s what you get when you mix beer, midgets, exploding stogies and a little too much curiosity. Thanks again to Scott M. for the story and commissions. Like it? Love it? Gotta Have it? Want your own kinky idea brought to life? Send me a . (you know, you could get hot man art for yourself too… what would you feel like watching your wildest crazy fantasy brought to life and pop up in your inbox? Send me your idea and .
Today, 9:00 AM




That’s what you get when you mix beer, midgets, exploding stogies and a little too much curiosity. Thanks again to Scott M. for the story and commissions.

Like it? Love it? Gotta Have it? Want your own kinky idea brought to life? Send me a .

(you know, you could get hot man art for yourself too… what would you feel like watching your wildest crazy fantasy brought to life and pop up in your inbox? Send me your idea and .

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Uh oh… ::blub blub blub:: hisssss!!!
Yesterday, 9:00 AM


Uh oh…
::blub blub blub::
hisssss!!!

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Ho’ lordie. Hey buddy, in your piss slit.. well, he’ll get it soon enough. Want to know when I post the next one? Click   Or RSS it. Haven’t felt the love of tumblr yet? Get your own! It’s more fun than sitting all night and saving images to your hard drive, and besides you can access them anywhere, share em, and meet cool people who are into the same schtuff. Do it, get addicted.
Wednesday, 9:00 AM


Ho’ lordie. Hey buddy, in your piss slit.. well, he’ll get it soon enough.

Want to know when I post the next one? Click  

Or RSS it.

Haven’t felt the love of tumblr yet? Get your own! It’s more fun than sitting all night and saving images to your hard drive, and besides you can access them anywhere, share em, and meet cool people who are into the same schtuff. Do it, get addicted.

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Does anybody know how the hell to email another tumblr user??? IF you know, please for the love...
Tuesday, 8:49 PM
Does anybody know how the hell to email another tumblr user??? IF you know, please for the love...  Read more…
Hoo doggy, he really jammin now! Careful with that TNT boys.. Hey you midget! What do you think you’re…
Tuesday, 10:00 AM


Hoo doggy, he really jammin now! Careful with that TNT boys..

Hey you midget! What do you think you’re…

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Panel 2, Cop is seduced…half a pitcher later…startin to swell … bout to bust the shirt…pop another one in that mouth.. and look out! a fondling midget! The tension swells.
Monday, 10:00 AM


Panel 2, Cop is seduced…half a pitcher later…startin to swell … bout to bust the shirt…pop another one in that mouth.. and look out! a fondling midget! The tension swells.

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Dynamite, Part 1 Commission for Scott A, 7-panel comic. Great ideas this guy’s got, crazy places to strap dynamite. Into embarrassment and junk like that. Hella fun project. Yowza!
Sunday, 11:48 AM


Dynamite, Part 1

Commission for Scott A, 7-panel comic. Great ideas this guy’s got, crazy places to strap dynamite. Into embarrassment and junk like that. Hella fun project. Yowza!

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Fishermen Commission for a great guy who goes by the name Stogieclown. Into big doofus cops getting their pants pulled down and stogies galore and other acts of hilarity/embarrassment. He got’s more ideas than I can shake a fishin pole at. If you’re reading this, thanks again man! You rock! Want me to make you your own beefyblimp? Let me bring your crazy shit to life! .
Jun 28, 9:10 PM


Fishermen


Commission for a great guy who goes by the name Stogieclown. Into big doofus cops getting their pants pulled down and stogies galore and other acts of hilarity/embarrassment. He got’s more ideas than I can shake a fishin pole at. If you’re reading this, thanks again man! You rock!


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Geronimo. Pun intended. Made in Zbrush.
Jun 18, 12:58 AM


Geronimo. Pun intended. Made in Zbrush.

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Howdy yall! Well it looks like Beefyblimps is outgrowing this tumblr, namely because i’ve got...
Jun 18, 12:55 AM
Howdy yall! Well it looks like Beefyblimps is outgrowing this tumblr, namely because i’ve got...  Read more…
The Dance. Zbrush.
Jun 16, 6:04 PM


The Dance.

Zbrush.

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For all those times when you’re up against the homophobe-wall and haters are gettin up in your business and givin you the gimlet eye and demanding to know why you like beefy / muscly / beary / daddies.  ”Um, seriously you like these types of guys?”  Um, HELL YEA! 「ええ?いったいマジで、がっしりした男もガチムチもデブさんも熊ちゃんも好きなのかよ」って聞かれる場合には、こういうして返事しますよ。HELL YEA! I really love working on these half-vector half-soft-paintings. If I can figure out the whole Cafepress / Zazzle / Printfection / Spreadshirt direct-to-print debate, this beefy bird’s going to end up on a sassy Gay Pride Pride Month t-shirt or something like that ::hint hint:: Stay Tooned! Aaron   P.S. Super-hires version via Deviant Art
May 4, 10:34 AM


For all those times when you’re up against the homophobe-wall and haters are gettin up in your business and givin you the gimlet eye and demanding to know why you like beefy / muscly / beary / daddies.  ”Um, seriously you like these types of guys?” 

Um,

HELL YEA!

「ええ?いったいマジで、がっしりした男もガチムチもデブさんも熊ちゃんも好きなのかよ」って聞かれる場合には、こういうして返事しますよ。HELL YEA!

I really love working on these half-vector half-soft-paintings.

If I can figure out the whole Cafepress / Zazzle / Printfection / Spreadshirt direct-to-print debate, this beefy bird’s going to end up on a sassy Gay Pride Pride Month t-shirt or something like that ::hint hint::

Stay Tooned!

Aaron  

P.S. Super-hires version via Deviant Art

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Beefyblimps extends you a big greasy-handshake and an intimidating manly pat on the back.  Enjoy your stay, smutmonkey. Schpiel. Hey, like why you makin this junk?I’ve carted garbage bags full of sketches from apartment to apartment, and I figured it’s time to give them a proper home on the web in case my apartment burns down. And what better way to kick it off than a big buff greasy hog ridin’ a blimp for a mascot? Ok so and what’s here? For now, this will be home to sketches. With any luck, as the year presses on, some of the better sketches will turn into full-fledged illustrations.  Um ‘kay so like why you making this junk? These brutes and their universe is a labor of love, my naughty bastard children.  It’s an escape from my nittygritty client-based work, a rebellious teenage artist born of a dissatisfaction with the dreary thoughts of leading a life limited to only one creative outlet. Maybe if peeps like this stuff i’ll make a cafepress.  You can grin along with a giant-mugged brute while sippin your morning mug of joe.  Sweet! I love it! If your ticker goes a pitter patter, or the lump in your levi’s sproings to action over a particular goon, give me a shout out, and I’ll probably upgrade him to a livelier, colored finished piece. Can you like draw me all beefy and such? Poke me and find out. Is this NSFW? Not yet. For the under 18 in the audience, or users otherwise enfeebled by scandalous art, this site will inevitably contain homoerotic stuff in the future.  If you’re all too eager to slobber over the smut, mosey on over to my dlist which is currently another beta-testing sandbox smut bin for the more salacious material.  Otherwise, avert your eyes, Spock. (and the rugrats’) You makin’ more??Hope so. If people say “meh” and ignore this stuff, I go back to my dayjob.  No point in making something not in demand. If you dig it, that’s great.  Tell me, and it’ll make me happy and I’ll make more. I won’t even ask for money.  This is largely a litmus test—a beta version to poke a meaty foot into the waters of gay erotic art to see if a few horny fish bite.  So fish I say to you, as the wily piranha, shout and bite! Ciao down fishies, Aaron aka Antichamber ””””””””””””””””’
Apr 17, 8:09 PM


Beefyblimps extends you a big greasy-handshake and an intimidating manly pat on the back.  Enjoy your stay, smutmonkey.

Schpiel.

Hey, like why you makin this junk?
I’ve carted garbage bags full of sketches from apartment to apartment, and I figured it’s time to give them a proper home on the web in case my apartment burns down. And what better way to kick it off than a big buff greasy hog ridin’ a blimp for a mascot?

Ok so and what’s here?
For now, this will be home to sketches. With any luck, as the year presses on, some of the better sketches will turn into full-fledged illustrations. 

Um ‘kay so like why you making this junk?
These brutes and their universe is a labor of love, my naughty bastard children.  It’s an escape from my nittygritty client-based work, a rebellious teenage artist born of a dissatisfaction with the dreary thoughts of leading a life limited to only one creative outlet. Maybe if peeps like this stuff i’ll make a cafepress.  You can grin along with a giant-mugged brute while sippin your morning mug of joe. 

Sweet! I love it!
If your ticker goes a pitter patter, or the lump in your levi’s sproings to action over a particular goon, give me a shout out, and I’ll probably upgrade him to a livelier, colored finished piece.

Can you like draw me all beefy and such?
Poke me and find out.

Is this NSFW?
Not yet. For the under 18 in the audience, or users otherwise enfeebled by scandalous art, this site will inevitably contain homoerotic stuff in the future.  If you’re all too eager to slobber over the smut, mosey on over to my dlist which is currently another beta-testing sandbox smut bin for the more salacious material.  Otherwise, avert your eyes, Spock. (and the rugrats’)

You makin’ more??
Hope so. If people say “meh” and ignore this stuff, I go back to my dayjob.  No point in making something not in demand. If you dig it, that’s great.  Tell me, and it’ll make me happy and I’ll make more. I won’t even ask for money. 

This is largely a litmus test—a beta version to poke a meaty foot into the waters of gay erotic art to see if a few horny fish bite.  So fish I say to you, as the wily piranha, shout and bite!

Ciao down fishies,

Aaron

aka Antichamber

””””””””””””””””’

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MMA Gar Biter. To experience the full effect, I suggest putting some 90’s grunge in the background for a minute.  Try: Hey Man Nice Shot - Filter Would - Alice in Chains Alive - Pearl Jam Jeremy - Pearl Jam
Apr 17, 7:47 PM


MMA Gar Biter.

To experience the full effect, I suggest putting some 90’s grunge in the background for a minute.  Try:

Hey Man Nice Shot - Filter
Would - Alice in Chains
Alive - Pearl Jam
Jeremy - Pearl Jam

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Garbiter Extraordinare. Maybe I’ll marry a man that looks like this oneday. 葉巻を噛む。いつかこんなような男と結婚したいんですが。
Apr 17, 7:11 PM


Garbiter Extraordinare. Maybe I’ll marry a man that looks like this oneday.

葉巻を噛む。いつかこんなような男と結婚したいんですが。

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本音と建前 The Masks We Wear An old symbolic self portrait.  On the right, the daytime side— representing the face you show to the world— a young ambitious Japanese girl chugging away at her laptop, presumably making business deals and cash dollars; her face deadpan, emotionless, robotic, while the speech bubble reads “I really want a boyfriend…”.    On the left, a grinning gregarious tattooed beefcake, into exploring the universe, the occult, and the deep recesses of the psyche.  It’s pretty clear who’s having more fun here. Much like the Sun and Moon concepts from astrology. I later learned that in Japanese culture, there is a set of concepts literally identical to the ones in this piece, called Honne and Tatemae. (本音と建前) Literally translated, they are “real intention” and “facade”. What would the world be like if we all took off our tatemae and showed (and told) what we truly felt?
Apr 17, 2:39 AM


本音と建前

The Masks We Wear

An old symbolic self portrait.  On the right, the daytime side— representing the face you show to the world— a young ambitious Japanese girl chugging away at her laptop, presumably making business deals and cash dollars; her face deadpan, emotionless, robotic, while the speech bubble reads “I really want a boyfriend…”.    On the left, a grinning gregarious tattooed beefcake, into exploring the universe, the occult, and the deep recesses of the psyche.  It’s pretty clear who’s having more fun here.

Much like the Sun and Moon concepts from astrology.

I later learned that in Japanese culture, there is a set of concepts literally identical to the ones in this piece, called Honne and Tatemae. (本音と建前) Literally translated, they are “real intention” and “facade”. What would the world be like if we all took off our tatemae and showed (and told) what we truly felt?

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すごした sugoshita (over did it) at the soda shop a.k.a. Mexifart
Apr 7, 1:33 AM


すごした

sugoshita (over did it) at the soda shop

a.k.a. Mexifart

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The Diet Was A Bust A conflicted sumo wrestler on a strict broccoli diet struggles with the age old question of, “To splurge, or not to splurge?” This was really fun to make. Pretty much one big year-long pants cream. Secret Description (enabled) My one bastard child still running amuck in society after so many years. An answer to, “How do I cram my secret inflation fetishism into a Junior-year art school film and have no one suspect it?” Okay, what’s big and bubbly and mainstream, oh!! A Sumo!!!! Ok check√. And, how to blow him up that is both satisfying to me but won’t give it away.. oh!!!! Let’s wrap a narrative around it involving ReddiWhip!!!! Ahh!!! XD! Bamf. Film made.
Apr 7, 12:06 AM


The Diet Was A Bust

A conflicted sumo wrestler on a strict broccoli diet struggles with the age old question of, “To splurge, or not to splurge?”

This was really fun to make. Pretty much one big year-long pants cream.

Secret Description (enabled)

My one bastard child still running amuck in society after so many years. An answer to, “How do I cram my secret inflation fetishism into a Junior-year art school film and have no one suspect it?” Okay, what’s big and bubbly and mainstream, oh!! A Sumo!!!! Ok check√. And, how to blow him up that is both satisfying to me but won’t give it away.. oh!!!! Let’s wrap a narrative around it involving ReddiWhip!!!! Ahh!!! XD!

Bamf. Film made.

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Blimpindonuts  … Rough lineart. I had this idea of a super colossal megadonut that causes instant über weight gain. Mr. Cop-san clearly did not read the label. If only there was a real Blimpindonuts… ::pines:: For the gainers and feeders out there! Nom Nom Nom…~Fat! Put Food in me—-> (  .  )
Apr 6, 11:24 PM


Blimpindonuts  … Rough lineart.


I had this idea of a super colossal megadonut that causes instant über weight gain.
Mr. Cop-san clearly did not read the label.
If only there was a real Blimpindonuts… ::pines::
For the gainers and feeders out there! Nom Nom Nom…~Fat!

Put Food in me—-> (  .  )

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McDonalds Gainer. Rough Lineart.   So full! 
Apr 6, 11:12 PM


McDonalds Gainer. Rough Lineart.  

So full! 

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